miércoles, abril 07, 2010
Tremendous News History
One day, deep in the woods...
there was a rock monster working on his garden..
lived a diabolical moob monster
who once killed a man
because he couldn't get laid
this will never work - love!
In a nun's habit with
was a blog. This blog...
He started to help him
Out of his tight boots...
and into his loose sandals...
slipped over his orange socks...
so he started to dance...
in leotards to the tune of Single Ladies
but then he got a wedgie...
and it was a mega wedgie...
Don't Like Men In Leotards
and found a leprechaun to
dance with. Then he ate
an uninhabited turtle shell
Forgot to lock the door.
this has worked before, let's try again...
he always comes back home
Forgot to lock the door.....mom seen him
trying on a bra
"Oh no! My favourite lace back!"
His mom slapped him in
stead of feeling punished, he got a strange joy from the sting of her hand on his buttocks, until..
new found feelings erupted which both scared and (ahem) delighted him...
so he became a famous blogger and screenplay writer. finis.
this is 12 kinds of awkward
until he found his calling in life which was..
a porno star with a double penis
maybe worst Exquisite Corpse ever but so fun!
...with a large collection of...
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen figurines he sat playing.....
when a shot rang out . . .
his 'piece' had accidentally gone off.
and got his computer wet..
and he lived happily ever-after
but wait, there's more!